Reminds me of the time I was teaching a class. It was the last
lesson of the semester. I was collecting their assignments for
grading.
Me: Okay, there are 60 of you, but I only have
40-plus scripts here. Who else has not handed in their
assignment?
Class: *no response*
Me: Anyone else who has yet to hand it their
assignment?
Class: *no response*
Me: Okay, I have to submit your CA marks this
afternoon. Those of you who did not hand in their assignment will
get an instant zero for CA......
Class: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! SIR SIR
SIR!!!!!!
